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Glub!OnIt071eL6 03/22/15 (Sun) 10:15:44 No.160402
would anyone care for a cyoa thread and if so who\what should it be about
Anonymous 03/22/15 (Sun) 10:20:40 No.160406
>>160402
it should be about garnet
Anonymous 03/22/15 (Sun) 10:24:15 No.160408
>>160402
Joey!
Glub!OnIt071eL6 03/22/15 (Sun) 13:53:57 No.160540
we can settle it with good old-fashioned fisticuffs
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I'll give her... anonymous
team joey has initiative
tell me what should they do and roll 1d20 to see how well they do it
TEAM JOEY suddenly starts cuddling GARNET
she is moved but not a whole lot
since she's already made of love and everything
ANONYMOUS is humbled my GARNET's impressive posterior and will be unable to attack or defend next round
GARNET's turn
calm and collected, GARNET memes right on TEAM JOEY
well that sure hit hard
TEAM JOEY takes bonus damage due to anonymous's flustered state
what should TEAM JOEY do next
Anonymous sacrifices his fapping arm for the good of the team
due to poor hygiene the sacrifice is so rich in protein it turns JOEY into a powerful and handsome brute that clocks GARNET for critical 19 damage
GARNET's turn
I'm not picking the higher roll, I'm just picking whichever I like because I'm a motherfucking GOD
also haven't done this before/thought this through
trying to rap with a mouth full of broken teeth results in 3hp damage to self
can't rap your way out of all of them, GARNET
on the other hand, JOEY's gains have worn out leaving her half naked and hung over
also anon's arm is still torn off and neither of them knows how to stop the bleeding so anonymous is losing 2hp every turn
TEAM JOEY's turn
JOEY uses the cool shades GARNET dropped to blind her dealing devastating 19 hp
GARNET is defeated, the winner is JOEY
ok so joey it is, I'll make a new quest thread tomorrow