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Glub!OnIt071eL6 03/22/15 (Sun) 10:15:44 No.160402
would anyone care for a cyoa thread and if so who\what should it be about

Anonymous 03/22/15 (Sun) 10:20:40 No.160406
>>160402
it should be about garnet

Anonymous 03/22/15 (Sun) 10:24:15 No.160408
>>160402
Joey!

Glub!OnIt071eL6 03/22/15 (Sun) 13:53:57 No.160540
we can settle it with good old-fashioned fisticuffs

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I'll give her... anonymous

team joey has initiative
tell me what should they do and roll 1d20 to see how well they do it

3a

TEAM JOEY suddenly starts cuddling GARNET
she is moved but not a whole lot
since she's already made of love and everything

ANONYMOUS is humbled my GARNET's impressive posterior and will be unable to attack or defend next round

3b

GARNET's turn

calm and collected, GARNET memes right on TEAM JOEY

4a

well that sure hit hard
TEAM JOEY takes bonus damage due to anonymous's flustered state

4b

what should TEAM JOEY do next

Anonymous sacrifices his fapping arm for the good of the team

5a

due to poor hygiene the sacrifice is so rich in protein it turns JOEY into a powerful and handsome brute that clocks GARNET for critical 19 damage

5b

GARNET's turn

I'm not picking the higher roll, I'm just picking whichever I like because I'm a motherfucking GOD
also haven't done this before/thought this through

6a

trying to rap with a mouth full of broken teeth results in 3hp damage to self
can't rap your way out of all of them, GARNET

6b

on the other hand, JOEY's gains have worn out leaving her half naked and hung over
also anon's arm is still torn off and neither of them knows how to stop the bleeding so anonymous is losing 2hp every turn
TEAM JOEY's turn

7a 7b 7c

JOEY uses the cool shades GARNET dropped to blind her dealing devastating 19 hp

7d

GARNET is defeated, the winner is JOEY

ok so joey it is, I'll make a new quest thread tomorrow