Original by the Deuce of Clubs; this one by Moses "Mozai" Moore (v 0.8)
You already know how to play bingo. Hit "print" and "refresh" until you
have enough cards. Go to a strip joint. Cross off the squares that you see
on-stage. When you get 5 in a row (or an 'X', 'L', 'T', however), stand
up and shout "BINGO!". Traditionally your buddies buy you a private dance,
but it could be a free beer. Inspired by Elixxir and Zoe.
Some artwork © their respective artists, used without permission
(sorry). Don't forget to tip the dancers and bring extra cards for