Original by the Deuce of Clubs; this version by Moses "Mozai" Moore.
"beta" stage, still needs playtesting (version 0.6).

S	T	R	I	P
double boobgrab	ankles behind head	lying on back, knees to chin	landing strip	ass flexing
hands behind head	eye-to-brown-eye contact	nipple tweak	standing, head-to-knees	small boobs
thinking of grocery list	hands-free boob shake	FREE SPACE	nasty blanket	pole climb
backwards somersault	standing, bends over backwards	tan lines	bottle-blonde hair	girl-on-girl action
gynecology pose	tattoo	'natural' blonde	on back with legs straight up	fake boobs

You already know how to play bingo. Hit "print" and "refresh" until you have enough cards. Go to a strip joint. Cross off the squares that you see on-stage. When you get 5 in a row (or an 'X', 'L', 'T', however), stand up and shout "BINGO!". Traditionally your buddies buy you a private dance, but it could be a free beer. Inspired by Elixxir and Zoe. Some artwork © their respective artists, used without permission (sorry). Don't forget to tip the dancers and bring extra cards for the curious.

"For an adequate time call 555-3321"