Original by the Deuce of Clubs; this version by Moses "Mozai" Moore.
"beta" stage, still needs playtesting (version 0.6).

S	T	R	I	P
flashing the audience	lying on back, knees to chin	unshaven armpits	tit lick	nasty blanket
standing, bends over backwards	head between knees	shaved snatch	winks or points at someone	nipple pinch
nipple jewelery	eye-to-brown-eye contact	FREE SPACE	tan lines	stockings
'natural' blonde	flinging clothes	doin' the splits	spanks self	curtains match carpet
hair toss	teeny titties	uncut garden	snatchhawk	legs in a 'V' pose straight up

You already know how to play bingo. Hit "print" and "refresh" until you have enough cards. Go to a strip joint. Cross off the squares that you see on-stage. When you get 5 in a row (or an 'X', 'L', 'T', however), stand up and shout "BINGO!". Traditionally your buddies buy you a private dance, but it could be a free beer. Inspired by Elixxir and Zoe. Some artwork © their respective artists, used without permission (sorry). Don't forget to tip the dancers and bring extra cards for the curious.

Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.