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Kind of a late one, huh?
But honestly, I needed to get one done at least once a month or we're gonna lose track even worse.

Also Work Uni bluh. excuses excuses excuses

Anyway, so its just the comm tower this time, but the DINER chapter is gonna be huge, so that works out kinda. Also, you'll have 2 rounds of combat to get through before you get there, so this wont be too too quick

Anyway, let's get started shall we?

is there rule 34 on boone?

Yep.

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Okay, so you gotta head out into the warzone again, I'm gonna need one of you to roll a d20.

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rolled 10 = 10


rollin

SWEET SHIT!

You rolled a 10! You did!

Oooh! This gon' be good. Gimme a sec.

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You, Jacobi and Myers are trudging through the war torn wasteland when you instinctively freeze. There is a figure slumped on a rock as if waiting for you. It doesn't turn to look at you straight away, but you can feel it staring.

You can't seem to move.

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Can we call out to it? Let's do that.

>something is afoot

The man turns to you and smiles weakly.

"Oh hey there. I can see I have your attention. Wanna see a magic trick?"

You answer that, yes, you do without even wanting to.

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"Is THIS one of your coins?"

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.... Yes, give it back, or I'm going to give you such a pinch.

MOTHER FUCKER WE GOT THAT FROM
uh
THAT'S OURS

"TA-DAAA!! You had fun looking for it right? Back at it, I guess."

You can only look on in horror.

"And now for my final trick."

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That... that... DOUBLE BASTARD.

Shoot him. He must be destroyed.

...o-our...precious loot!...I can't...I c-can't BLUGIASYGUAGAARGGARH

Getting your gonads crushed?

>give him the pinch!

The man smiles at you warmly as he vanishes.
"I hope you bring a better game next time"

Jacobi, against his own will, stabs himself violently in the midsection. He seems more angry than anything.

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You alright there Jocobi?
Myers, you have anything in that helmet of yours that might help us find Mr. Fuckface, or where he teleported our coin?

You alright there Jocobi?
Myers, you have anything in that helmet of yours that might help us find Mr. Fuckface, or where he teleported our coin?

Ugh, random teleporting jerkass.

Well, patch Jacobi as best we can, then continue on to the comm tower. Best just move on, and keep an eye out for the bastard in case we run into him again. No use crying over lost coins.

Myers seems matter of fact about the situation. You check over your inventory and realise that to patch up Jacobi, you'll need to use your HEAL power, as you're out of PEELZ

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Jacobi assures you that, while he hurts, he can still kick ass like always.

He figures we should press on.

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Let's press on, but keep an eye on Jacobi, just in case he is just doing a tough guy act.

So no healing for you?
Ok, lets check Jacobi's health real fast, then keep on keeping on.

In practical terms, Jacobi will be able to do everything he did before, with no decrease in efficiancy, he is only incapacitated at 0 health. If you are pressing on, I will need you to make another encounter roll.

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rolled 8 = 8


Rollan'.

1d20 plus five.

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rolled 19 + 5 = 24


Fuck dice.

HEEEY! Now THAT's an initiative! You got em beat!

Gimme an attack plan, Anon.

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How secure is that ladder above the troops? Is it loose enough to pull down with Spectral Hands?

The ladder is well rickety, but it's the only way up the COMM TOWER, so it's best to leave it in place.

So is everyone firing?

Any special shots?

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Let's go with Hell Volley from Jacobi, with Boone and Myers supporting.

Hellvolley would likely give us what we need.

YEAH! Lasers everywhere, only one Jacobi's shots go wild and Myers picks up the slack!

We got two dead soldiers, and two badly injured.

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SOLDIERS TURN:
The SAPP SOLDIER closest to MYERS desperatly tries to use his rifle butt as a weapon, but the soldier is very weak on his feet, and MYERS officialy doesnt fuck around once he knows it's melee time, his COMBAT REFLEXES have the foolish soldier delopped like amasec on Bastille Day!

Not to be outdone, JACOBI draws his knife and decends on his foe, but as he is slightly less injured, he manages to squeeze off a shot into JACOBI's well protected chest, wich just makes him mad.

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IT'S STABBIN' TIME!
Alright boon, once the last soldier is down, check them for loot. Or information or radios. Don't forget the useless shotgun shells!

The SAPP SOLDIER gets a good look at the business end of a Kasrkin service knife for his life choices.

You loot the bodies and find a JAR OF PEELZ and more USELESS SHOTGUN SHELLS

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Jars have more then one dose, right? Jacobi has taken too many wounds for my comfort, give him a dose. And don't take any lip from him on the matter.
Hey, do any of the Sapp Soldiers have any string? We could turn the USELESS SHOTGUN SHELLS into a necklace.

JACOBI is on half health, so he's looking a little shakey, but still able to fight the same. That said, regulat maintenance is better than repair, and given that Jacobi's special abilities are based on his mood, it doesn't hurt to keep him sweet.

A jar of PEELZ offers 10d10 doses of hp, divided as you like. I'll keep track at home, so its on you.

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JACOBI shrugs and takes the pills you offer him and rolls his shoulders, satisifed that they did a little, MYERS and you exchange a nod as he prepares to give you a boost.

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Well then, up we go!

You begin your climb doing your best to ignore JACOBI, sure enough, the ladder shakes a little, but it holds.

GM: None of you wish to use HERETIC weapons. These things are defaced and possibley filthy. The ammo is safe, though.

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You sucessfully reach the top of the COMMTOWER and are assaulted with an offensive smell emminating from a pile of burning SAPP SOLDIERS and bits of FIGHTER PLANE.

A familiar voice echoes through your head, but you see no one, an invisible finger traces up the back of your thigh.

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You reflexively jub and turn around and swat at the air behind you, you hit the air and nothing else.

"Mind in the gutter again, bite-size?" the voice adds.

You might want to keep your thoughts PG around a mind reader.

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Marshmallows or no, we came to find out what in the name of the Throne is going on here. Time is an issue.

I know, I've got to go down the ladder, too. How about telling me where I should head next? Preferably somewhere with elevators and coins.

"I'm glad you asked that..."

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Okay, so where is Sapp headed?

The voice sounds amused, the invisible hand chucks your chin slightly.

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There another way to get into Sapp's place besides digging? We gotta stop them from leaving and escaping the Emporer's justice.

There another way to get into Sapp's place besides digging? We gotta stop them from leaving and escaping the Emporer's justice.

We're up pretty high up, right? Anything unusual going on other than the war and invisible groping?

You're so high up that you can't really see what's goin on on the surface that much, too much cloud and dust in the way.

You occassioanlly see a fighter, that looks almost DARK ELDAR in origin fly past, but it's keeping it's distance.

"There will be more of them soon, coming to bomb you and your chums. I'll hold them off as good as I can, but I'm going to need help."

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I find that hard to believe, we will probably get into that fortress, we probably won't get into those pants though.

"Heh he heh."

Helping is our specialty!

Or at least, trying to help.

"Glad to hear it. Lets talk face to face-equivilent, seeing as the attacks have slowed"

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Well, this is better than just having a voice in your head.

Despite it all, her face is actuall oddly reassuring. Or at least, positive.

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Damnit Cuddles!

"You see, this time, I need your help us much as you need mine. You see, usually on a mission like this, I'm teamed up with NADA. I blast people, then as I rest, she blasts them with the power she's collected from me. Sounds weird I know, but the stronger the PSYKER, the more damage a CULEXUS can do too. Besides, she's my friend. but it looks like HER pod went off course as she's somewhere lost on this planet, unable to meet me for this rendevous, and it's breaking my heart."

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Crap in a hat. Can you find her? Or do you know where we should start looking? Listening for blood-curdling screams won't cut the mustard here.

'Well if we could find some sort of vehicle *coughouraircarmysteriouslycrashedcough*, we would be happy to try to find her, and maybe even pick up Connie?'

Assuming we can delay SAPPs departure.

"Could be the diner, or...the ruins? It's hard to be sure. If you can find her, please get her back to me, and I'll give you something good."

Dat francis reference.

OKAY HERES THE PLAN. THE JACOBI WILL ACT AS A RETARD MAGNET TO DRAW OUT THE HERETIC ARMIES. Then we DEEP STRAHK any Sapp so BAHLD and so FEWLISH.

On a serious note, check with Toulsies whether we can get a vehicle or not. With all those troops around extra transport wouldn't be amiss.

Hey yeah, Toullemonde did mention that he could drop a vehicle if we asked. Hm.

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Sigh.... I hate that you're right. We should hug her and reassure her that we will get Nada back.

You sort of try to pull CUDDLES into a hug, your extreme height difference makes it sort of odd as you end up with your head against her stomach, and your arms sort of around her legs, she does seem to appreciate it, though.

She offers you a little more advice. Then begins to pull back

"Nada will know to meet me here, once she's back to me safe, I'll give you what you need, until then..."

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CUDDLES once again, fades out of sight.

As you turn to go back down the ladder, a voice , almost in your ear whispers :

"Miss me, Boone?"

GM: If you're gonna call Toullemonde, nows the time. I need notice if I'm gonna draw a vehicle for you guys.

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We are going to call Toullemonde. Also, who's dog did they rape to get that name?

Might as well get it now while we can, if it really does become a liability at the very least we can leave it with the Downed shuttle and who knows maybe we get a vehicle with BIG GUN and we can probably use that to help

Yeah, the vehicle will always come in handy (assuming it doesn't get wrecked like the last one).

You put through a call to Toullemonde as you descend the ladder.

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We want it a little bit away from the comm tower, so C6.

You have chosen wisely regarding the coordinates. There will be a vehicle on its way by next session.

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You get back to the bottom, and confirm to JACOBI and MYERS that you're going to the diner next, you think, THIS time the journey will be a bit easier.

JACOBI mentions that its about time something good happened.

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Good work!

Tune in next...time?

If I'm honest, next month. But I'll keep you posted and I'm always up to answer questions via DA or Formspring.

Now loading....THE DINER

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Good job, Mr. C.

NOW UPDATE VERLOREN HOOP ALREADY

On it.

There any way you could possibly do this earlier in the day? Not every month has a week-long break with which to fuck, un-fuck, re-fuck, and then un-fuck my sleep schedule with.

I often do, but I had a (currently) rare vacancy, so I siezed upon it.

If you could drop a day or two notice on DA before you run the quest it would be much appreciated. Thanks for running it though!

No prob, Bob.