Original by the Deuce of Clubs; this one by Moses "Mozai" Moore (v 0.8)

You already know how to play bingo. Hit "print" and "refresh" until you have enough cards. Go to a strip joint. Cross off the squares that you see on-stage. When you get 5 in a row (or an 'X', 'L', 'T', however), stand up and shout "BINGO!". Traditionally your buddies buy you a private dance, but it could be a free beer. Inspired by Elixxir and Zoe. Some artwork © their respective artists, used without permission (sorry). Don't forget to tip the dancers and bring extra cards for the curious.