2005-11-25 >>Oh Oracle most wise, >> >>How long are the intestines? Well, that all depends on the context. Any doctor or surgeon can tell you that a typical human has 30 feet of guts, and about six of it has got feeces -- so wash thoroughly after pulling out your friend's red-and-wet bits! However, if you're a hamburger, you'd say "anywhere between a day or three days," because that's how long it would take to travel that distance. If you were prunes, you'd say "a few hours, and I'm taking everyone out with me, let's go." If you were yeast, you'd probably not even know since you lived there all your life. You owe the Oracle a bit of cheese.